Garci Will Never Tell on Me

I’d like to put it more bluntly: “Manigas kayo!”

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Loving wordpress

I am loving this WordPress. Very neat piece of program — much like my Gloria ng Bayan Programme.

Anyone wants an invite? Just saw this button on the top left of my writing box and wondered what it was for. Might as well send Garci an invite so he too can start a blog. Teka, ma text nga lang si Garci.

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Bunye denies me

There’s this article in Malaya sometime ago which mentioned my blog. However, it states there that Bunye denied any claims that this is not my official blog.

Bah! Bunye is such a jackass. Adding more controversy on top of another. Mapalo nga sa pwet.

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Mirriam eyeing the SC

Rumors are spreading that this loka-loka is aiming for the Supreme Court, the chief justiceship nonetheless.

Oh, my gulay! That biatch is totally crazy. How dare she? It’s unacceptable. Pano ko na makaka-kontsaba ang SC and declare me as Prime Minister in 2010 if this lady becomes the chief justice?

I should call Raul and tell him to do something about this. Nobody should be taking the crown of insanity in Philippine history but me.

Off to 2010!

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Bombing

Na Google bomb daw ako? Ano yun? Bomba na naman?

Wa epek, nyuk nyuk.

A total waste of time.

Sorry, I’m busy so the short entry. Will write some more after my meeting with Fidel.

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God bless the Philippines

Let us join hands in unity and thank our lord because of the bounty and graciousness he has given us all this years.

Mataas na ang antas ng pamumuhay ng ating mga mamayang Pilipino. Makikita natin ito sa mga kadahilanang:

– Tumaas na ang presyo ng krudo. Ibig sabihin ay tataas na rin ang kita ng mga nagbebenta nito.

– Tumaas na rin an e-VAT. 12 % na ngayon kumpara sa 10% dati. O di ba 20% increase? I’m no economist for nothing.

– Mataas na rin ang pamasahe. Nung kapanahunan ng tatay ko e bente sentimos lang daw yung bus, ngayon sampung piso na. Laki na yung kikitain ng mga bus operators and jeepney drivers nyan.

– Ang sine at isang daan na, dati sampung piso lang yan. Teka, nakanuod na ba kayo ng Harry Potter? Saya di ba? Kasama mga apo ko.

– Dati walang kinikita pag umihi sa mga malls. Ngayon me 5 pesos na. Laki ng kinikita ng taga bantay nyan.

We should all be proud of what this country has achieve all these years. We have grown as united, as strong and as motivated as ever.

We should all thank me for this!

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Gloria Macapagal Arrovo

Walang hiya! (excuse the French) Nilapastangan na naman yung apelyido ko. Sinong hudas ang nag imprenta ng isang daan papel na yan?

Mapasara nga ang printing press na yan.

Teka, magandang negosyo yan ah. Magpatayo na lang ako ng sariling printing press ko. Di ko na kelangan ng “tong”, pagawa na lang ako ng tig 1 million peso paper bill? Oks ba?

I’m no economist for nothing.

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